He sleeps like an angel, if angels drunkenly risked being burned alive in kitchen fires. (Via)

Young people used to be warned about sharing embarrassing stuff about themselves on the Internet. Those were the old days. Now the youngs have to worry about simply being embarrassing while the Internet exists. 

Take this dude as exhibit A. He just innocently (and wastedly) threw a pizza in the oven after what looks to have been a long evening of blackout drunk decision-making, but he made sure to keep it all very IRL and offline. Upon discovering the blackened remains of the pizza, Exhibit A's roommate had other ideas.

Sources: redditor Lewgold