If you hurry, you might be the one to birth those ginger royals.
Prince Harry, the undisputed most-handsome Prince of Wales, says he's ready to have kids but understands there's a "whole process" to make that happen. Yeah. I hope someone's explained that process at some point in his life. I'm not sure what sex ed is like for royalty. I'm guessing they tell the princes that someone will be picked for them, and all will be explained in due course.
After a long, boring interview with Sky News about his devotion to the Army and why he's in New Zealand in the first place (get to the point, am I right?), Prince Harry took a moment to talk about having a life like his brother's. In the middle of trying to dodge the question of settling down, he claimed he'd "love to have kids right now" if it were possible.
It is. All you have to do is say "I'm ready to have kids" to a woman in the Western Hemisphere, and I think it's a done deal. You don't even have to get married, Harry. Just show up and say "I'm ready to put a royal baby in someone."
I'm sorry this article doesn't end with Prince Harry's email address or his Snapchat account so you can volunteer to carry the next royal child. You'll have to figure it out for yourself.
Here's hoping this leads to a real version of Fox's mega-hit reality show "I Wanna Marry Harry" (cancelled after four episodes).