"Stupid man!" Big ol' meanies in Queen's Guard nearly trample hapless tourist.

"Stupid man!" Big ol' meanies in Queen's Guard nearly trample hapless tourist.
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The Queen's Guard stops for no man, no matter how big his camera is.

"Stupid man!" Big ol' meanies in Queen's Guard nearly trample hapless tourist.

Pardon me, but we're going to crush you now.

For heaven's sake, the Queen has teas to attend! She doesn't have time to stop every time one of her guards smacks around a commoner.

You just know these eraser heads (apologies if that's a real ethnic slur) nearly peed themselves (not allowed while on duty) at the thought of getting to smash someone in the name of the Queen.

Most of the time they exist only to pose unsmiling in tourist photos, so getting to personally crush a man with a telephoto lens must be the highlight of any guard's day.

The video did leave me with one question, however.

Did the woman sneering "stupid man" after they go by get passed over for the role of evil stepmother in a local production of Cinderella? She's amazing!

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