The Queen's Guard stops for no man, no matter how big his camera is.

Pardon me, but we're going to crush you now.

For heaven's sake, the Queen has teas to attend! She doesn't have time to stop every time one of her guards smacks around a commoner.

You just know these eraser heads (apologies if that's a real ethnic slur) nearly peed themselves (not allowed while on duty) at the thought of getting to smash someone in the name of the Queen.

Most of the time they exist only to pose unsmiling in tourist photos, so getting to personally crush a man with a telephoto lens must be the highlight of any guard's day.

Sources: YouTube