Fox News' Petraeus flowchart possibly created by a 7-year-old football commentator.

Fox News' Petraeus flowchart possibly created by a 7-year-old football commentator.
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Broadwell gave cooties to Petraeus, but she thought he gave them to Kelley, who actually...

Fox News is often accused of dumbing down the news, but this reduces a scandal involving the highest levels of government to something that looks like either A.) small boys playing superheroes preparing a battle plan against the government, or B.) a hookup chart that would embarrass any 6th-grade girl worth her salt. For those who are lost (congratulations, you're not a child!), let's point out the few recognizable symbols: above the arc connecting Petraeus and Broadwell, that's a heart. Between Kelley and Allen, that's a heart that's been crossed out. The arrow over the FBI agent, that's... prayers? And there's a 1 on Allen's face because that's how ugly he is.

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