"Tommy, you cheating f**k." - Jon Stewart

Oh, man! I am gonna miss this kind of pharmaceutical-grade righteous indignation when Jon Stewart leaves us to go work on a farm (or something) in a few weeks. Television will be a considerably colder place once Stewart isn't around to spin otherwise depressing news stories into brilliant pieces of comedy with nothing but his voice, his anger and a roomful of the most talented writers in the business.

Sources: Comedy Central