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What's scarier than the trails planes leave behind in the sky? Maybe a 17-year-old with a worldwide platform playing Internet skeptic.

I don't know much about Kylie Jenner. I know she's on a TV show and her mother Kris is one of the most ruthless pimps in the pimp game. What I am saying is, I'm no expert, but neither is Kylie.

The person who ought to be in high school retweeted a poorly-spelled meme questioning the existence of this mysterious "white stuff" that comes off airplanes. Internet conspiracy morons have dubbed this very common occurrence "chemtrails." The feverishly paranoid thought is that someone (or something) is putting a chemical agent onto commercial aircraft to be sprayed over the middle of the country.

Sources: PerezHilton.com