The most polite way to find out your boat's been hijacked by Somali pirates.

The most polite way to find out your boat's been hijacked by Somali pirates.
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The most polite way to find out your boat's been hijacked by Somali pirates.

The above is reportedly the memo that a group of Somali pirates, called "Jamal's Pirate Action Group," sends to the owners of ships they hijack and hold for ransom. This memo is more professional, more polite, and way more reasonable than the correspondence we receive from our own cable company (also an organization that's very adept at holding people hostage). As long as the hijacking victims are sharing their paperwork, we'd love to get a look at the "Please Help Us Hijack You Better" comment cards.

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