The greatest American voicemail message.

It's nice the hear that Kat Dennings is such a huge Seinfeld fan. It's not that it makes me like her any more than I already do so much as it means I don't have to start liking her any less. I feel like an immense appreciation for that show should be the default human setting.

With that in mind, Jason Alexander should probably just go around singing this voicemail message into everybody's phones all the time. It would make fans so happy! Sure, it might piss off a few non-fans of the show. But we need to find some way to root them out and shun them from society anyway.

Sources: The Late Late Show with James Corden