Good news: becoming Batman in real life is doable! Bat news: it requires hard work!

I'll let Joe Bereta* and Epic How To do the actual explaining of how-to, but suffice it to say that becoming Batman requires a lot of working out, martial arts, and supplies even if you don't have dead billionaire parents. Also, it turns out the real world looks much more kindly on people who give their time to helping others than punching people. But if you've got the time and the actual desire to help people, you can become a terrifying force for justice in this world. Just make sure you tell the cops first so they don't shoot you.

Sources: AWE me