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More like ane-sleazy-ologist. (via Facebook)

As if going into surgery isn't scary enough, make sure whoever is monitoring your vitals understands that that is not a euphemism. 

According to the Washington Post, Arthur K. Zilberstein, a Seattle anesthesiologist, had his license suspended after he was accused of "compromising patient safety by being preoccupied with sexual matters." Mostly, he was sending tons of texts with "sexual innuendo" (read: sexts) during surgeries where he should have been focused on keeping the patient alive.  One of his texts was a picture of himself with his junk hanging out of his scrubs --sent to another patient. Another time, while monitoring a cesarian section, he texted "Hella busy with c-sections." 

Sources: h/t Gawker | Washington Post | Huffington Post | Komo News