CNNHNIWIT - CNN Has No Idea What I'm Texting

CNN has become the embarrassingly uncool mom of cable news. It seems like once every year, someone is trying to understand the "crazy ways" kids communicate because simply talking to their children is just not possible.

This year, CNN put out a list of "28 Internet acronyms every parent should know."

One thing that makes this list ridiculous is that if you actually have access to your kid's texts, you already know plenty. If someone wrote an acronym for "send me a naked pic," you would know it, because the next text would a a picture of somebody naked.