Sasha Grey helps reenact some of the grossest, perviest text messages ever sent.

Sasha Grey helps reenact some of the grossest, perviest text messages ever sent.
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Chivalry is dead. It was killed three iOS updates ago.

Machinima's "Creepy Text Theater" might be doing the world a very important service. With live reenactments of perved out sexts, we get to see what our digital sex pleas sound like in real life and we can hopefully come to a startling realization: Oh yeah, human beings maybe should get to know each other briefly before demanding "butt stuff."

To lend more weight to the text-to-speechifying, Machinima brought in former porn superstar and current regular ol' movie actress Sasha Grey. When someone of her caliber can get creeped out by your texts, it's time to rein it in, Cowboy.

Video is NSFW for language. Headphones!

Related: 6 brutally honest improvements to annoying text messages we're all sick of getting.

(by Bob Powers)

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