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Dammit, HBO should never have cancelled Tell Me You Love Me. The short-lived series about sexless couples—in which we got to see Adam Scott receive a hand job on a prosthetic penis—might not have won lots of viewers, but here we are seven years later and couples still don't know how to handle that inevitable period of their relationship when they stop having sex for a period of a few months-to-eternity. Case in point, the guy who emailed his wife a spreadsheet of every excuse she's made to not have sex with him over the last seven weeks.

Sources: redditor throwwwwaway29 | h/t The Concourse