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We're through the looking glass now.

Keeping spreadsheets and logs of marital sex droughts are so popular, Quicken should release some sexual accounting software fast if they want to make a killing. 

Late last week saw the story of a husband's spreadsheet of all his wife's excuses to avoid sex go viral, with many horrified by the story of the world's most passive-aggressive man and his brain-dead method of dealing with his marital troubles. 

That story quickly spawned a bunch of humorous reaction spreadsheets from dudes across the Internet. But now we've finally got some "she-said" to counteract all the "he-said."

Sources: Guyism | h/t BuzzFeed