Holy crap this is brilliant and could be a wonderful source of revenue for women everywhere. Three "MILFy" women claiming to have "shared" a single copy of Fifty Shades Of Grey want to sell it to the highest bidder. With more than seven days left to go, the opportunity to masturbate to a book of erotica that three attractive moms masturbated to already has the bidding up to $122.50. While they don't come right out and promise that they clenched the book's pages with their free-hand while shifting the "speeds" switch with their other hand, the description below goes as far as it can to imply it without using the phrase "some pages slightly drenched." Why aren't women everywhere auctioning off their dog-eared copies of this book? We're done buying your underwear ladies (we've been burned by fakes too many times). Let people pay to masturbate to the stuff you masturbated to. You make money, pervs get satisfied, and it's all really helpful to the environment because recycling.