Only risque younger pups go bare-legged.
It's bad enough that China can barely contain the latest strain of bird flu, but did they have to go and give us this smutty canine meme? Apparently, "dogs wearing pantyhose" ("gou gou chuan siwa") is going viral in China, where, you'll recall, many popular American websites are banned. Perhaps if Facebook, Google and YouTube weren't (at least nominally) banned there, the Chinese wouldn't have gotten so bored that they reached this point. At least this will help combat the stereotype that all Chinese people eat dogs. Not so. Some Chinese people dress their dogs up in sexually provocative costumes! We're cat people here at Happy Place, so carry on.