Everyone at the office agrees it would be cooler if it was a Great White.
I learned something during Shark Week! Sharks cannot survive on the New York City subway. They will die, like this shark, which was discovered early this morning on a Queens-bound N train. No one knows where the shark came from or why it was going to Queens, but according to N-train passengers, the smell of rotting fish stands out even amongst the everyday train stench.
Here are a few possible explanations for the shark's last ride:
1) Obviously, he's a plug by the Discovery Channel for Shark Week.