Nice job with that fish, Rober... OH MY GOD. Wait, did you just say "bolno game"?

So, this video of a shark plucking a fish right off a fisherman's pole is already pretty great. But what makes it straight-up amazing the auto-generated closed-captioning, which mishears nearly everything said and adds a hilarious Dada-ist commentary to an already interesting "the ocean is f-ing crazy!" video. When you start playing the clip, click the little "CC" box in the lower right hand corner to enjoy gems such as these:

Do do it shark. Just do do it. (via YouTube)

We all had a tough time in 2008. (via YouTube)

Sources: Uproxx