Girlfriend and ex-girlfriend jump into river at same time to see who dude will save.

Girlfriend and ex-girlfriend jump into river at same time to see who dude will save.
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If your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?

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"I'll never let go, Wu. I'll never let go."
(random photo of people on a bridge in China via Getty Images)

Wu Hsia of China's Zhejiang province now has the best story to tell his grandkids when they don't believe that he was ever a hot commodity.

"When I was a 21-year-old buck," he'll say, "two women were so desperate for my affections that they threw themselves simultaneously into a river, each in hopes that she would be the one I chose to save."

Three months ago, Wu broke up a long-term relationship with Jun Tang, 20, after meeting new love interest Rong Tsao, 22.

That's where it all went very, very rong.

Jun didn't take the breakup well, and began begging Wu to take her back and harassing Rong to leave Wu alone.

“I was sick of being nagged from both sides,” Wu told Chinese media, according to News.com.au.

“Rong was moaning about Jun and Jun was moaning about her and it all got too much. I became confused about who I wanted so I thought it would be best if we all met and talked about it."

If some dude dumped me for someone else and then complained about being confused, I'd throw him in the river instead of myself, but such is the folly of young love.

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The trio agreed to meet at a park near a river, and that's when things went even ronger.

As Wu told the media,

“The girls began arguing and then Jun flipped and jumped off the bridge and straight into the water. She was calling for help but then Rong also leapt over saying it was her or my ex. I was completely dumbfounded about what was going on."

Don't just stand there Wu, think!

"But then I realized that I had to do something so..."

SOOOO?????

"I also jumped in, but to save Rong.”

Hard to say if he made the right choice. Both these girls seem kinda bat-shit. Then again, so is he.

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Jun, covered in mud, escorted by Wu's very dapper brother. (via News.com.au)

According to the report, Wu managed to get Rong safely to shore, and then, instead of going back in to help Jun, he just left, calling his brother to come and help her out. Earlier that day he felt strongly about her enough to feel "confused," and now he is counting on his brother to show up so that she doesn't drown in a river?

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Take note, Rong, this could be your future.

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