If your boyfriend's ex-girlfriend jumped off a bridge, would you jump too?

"I'll never let go, Wu. I'll never let go."
(random photo of people on a bridge in China via Getty Images)

Wu Hsia of China's Zhejiang province now has the best story to tell his grandkids when they don't believe that he was ever a hot commodity.

"When I was a 21-year-old buck," he'll say, "two women were so desperate for my affections that they threw themselves simultaneously into a river, each in hopes that she would be the one I chose to save."