I can only assume this is better than Kim Kardashian singing Bette Midler's tweets.

Here's a joyful little bit from Jimmy Kimmel Live — Bette Midler making a brief appearance to sing Kim Kardashian's tweets.

Jimmy also notes that Bette named one of her chickens after Ms. Kardashian. I tried to find more information on that chicken for you, dear readers, but the best thing I found was a restaurant in NYC that offered a Kim-and-Kanye-themed Valentine's Day menu with a chicken-fried dish. The Kim and Kanye menu: for when your relationship is so broken, the only thing you can agree on celebrating together is Kimye.

Sources: Cosmopolitan