What a beautiful duck face! (Via slutsofinstagram)

When you are Instagram, a giant photo-sharing sight referenced daily in the media and pop culture, it makes sense that you would need to protect your brand. So, when redditor editormatt registered, the legal team behind the famed selfie publisher quickly came calling with a cease and desist letter. 

You are undoubtably familiar. (Via Imgur)

Edith from the legal department makes no qualms about edditormatt referring to Instagram's users as sluts, but she is directly concerned about their trademark rights.

Sources: reddit | slutsofinstagram