A snake in the pants is worth two in the bush. (Via Getty Images)

A man with a snake in his pants/ lets another grab it with his hands....

No, this isn't the start of a dirty limerick, this is the true story of how two customers handled their frustrations at a Tim Hortons.

According to the Calgary Herald, two 20-year-olds got into an argument with a Tim Horton's employee in Saskatoon because they were refused diced onions on the their breakfast sandwiches. The argument got heated, and in a moment of sheer surreality, one of the men grabbed a snake out of the other man's pants pocket and threw it at the employee.

Sources: Calgary Herald