No. Nope. No way. No thanks. Bye.

This video was posted by Jarred Smith, a 22-year-old resident of Sydney, Australia, who found the above six-foot python just hanging out in his corn flakes box. A few things:

  1. No.
  2. Hell no.
  3. If any snake is going to show up in a corn flakes box, it should be a corn snake. Snakes of the world, you guys are missing a huge opportunity for brand synergy here.

Chris McGreal from the New South Wales Wildlife Information, Rescue and Education Service came to remove the snake. According to an article in Australia's Independent,

Sources: People