Your office is covered in signs broadcasting warnings and regulations designed for your safety, even though the longer you're stuck at work the more you dream of your own accidental fatality. Those signs are supposed to be there to help you, but they only really serve to protect your employer from the lawsuit that could finally get you out of debt. It's about time for some office signs that reflect the real emotional dangers you face every time you drag yourself out of bed and into the last place on Earth you want to be.