The most delightfully perverted notes written by significant others asking for sex.

The most delightfully perverted notes written by significant others asking for sex.
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In case you missed the subtle hint here, that's a "+" between me & you, and a wink at bottom.

After you've been in a relationship for a while, it gets harder and harder to keep that spark....um, sparky, I guess? I wouldn't know, because I'm engaged and clearly I keep things, um...sparklicious? But if you want to up your sparkitude, take a page out of these couples' books and leave horny notes around for each other. Well, don't take a note out of their actual book. There are probably weird sex notes in there. But we could all learn how to re-spark our love from these couples, especially me, since I apparently only know one word for keeping a relationship fresh.

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Left by a (very wise) wife for her policeman husband who works very late hours.
 

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"I'll practice my male-Rockette routine while you stretch!"

 

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Still won't stop your coworkers from eating your food.

 

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Given by a woman who forgot her wallet to her boyfriend who worked in the same building.
 

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Sometimes the best way to spark things up is to take the spark back at the last second.
 

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Manners can get you very far in life and in people's pants.

A note was left on a boyfriend's windshield (awww):

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Yessss.....get in my pantses, my hobbitses. It's where my precious is.
 

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I'm obliged to tell you to "click to enlarge" but that sounds really gross here.

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