10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.
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10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.


The birthday of Patricia "Tanning Mom" Krentcil

As demonstrated by their recent birthday observance for the guy who invented the zipper, Google seems to love redesigning their logo to celebrate momentous occasions even more than they love inventing social networks no one will ever use. While it seems like Google has a logo for every big day, here are some designs for some horrifying people and occasions that will never get an observance on the Google homepage.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.


The birthday of Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

The birthday of the programmer who invented "Mortal Kombat" finishing moves.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

The invention of the country's first truck stop glory hole.

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10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

The birthday of Lycia Naff, the actress who played the 3-boobed prostitute in Total Recall.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.


The birthday of Jersey Shore's DJ Pauly D.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

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The anniversary of North Carolina's ban on gay marriage.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

The birthday of Mitt Romney's dog, Seamus.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

The birthday of Ed Hardy.

 

10 things the Google logo will never be celebrating.

Happy Birthday Hitler!

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