This tiny house is too adorable and too expensive for its own good.

For the record, I would totally live here. (via StreetEasy)

This house looks like it was picked up by a giant claw from a far-away prairie and dropped in the middle of Brooklyn. It's quaint and majestic and so much money. How can someone put a price on something so surreal and misplaced? How can that price be over a million dollars?

There are many reasons I want to live in this house, but here are the most important ones:

1. It is much larger than my current apartment.
2. Magical things happen inside it, probably.
3. It would mean I could afford a house for $1.25 million.
4. It has more than one window.
5. It's red!

Sources: StreetEasy