Oh, look at that. A dog who loves having his belly rubbed. How shocking… not!

A kitten? Big stinking whoop! Let's face it folks: everyone knows dogs and cats love belly rubs. If you've been stopping strangers on the street to give them the good news about dogs and cats loving belly rubs, save your breath! We got the memo. On the other hand, you probably have ZERO IDEA that every single other species of animal loves belly rubs just as much. Just. As. Much. Don't believe me? Well that's because you're a damn fool. Just take a look at all these contented critters enjoying the crap out of their belly rubs. You'll be eating belly rub pie.