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A year ago, someone going by the incredibly exciting online handle of username81706 was going through an RV from the 1970s that their workplace had acquired (the business was unspecified—scrapyard, perhaps, or an ancient-RV rental company?). That's when our hero username found an old safe containing something rattling inside. Knowing how much the Internet loves safes, they grabbed some tools and opened it up with coworkers. "For a second," wrote username, "we thought we had struck gold..."

All that glitters is not gold. All that glitters and has decades-old brown dust coming out of it is old gelt.
All that glitters is not gold. All that glitters and has decades-old brown dust coming out of it is old gelt.
Sources: redditor username81706