5. Chris Brown, because Karrueche is accusing him of stalking her.

Back when they were in love and in fur. (Getty)

Poor Chris Brown. He just can't catch a break. Unless you consider it a break when you get away with multiple instances of assault and still have fans who adore you. In that case, he's extremely lucky.

On the other hand, he's had no luck in winning back his ex-girlfriend, model/actress Karrueche Tran. Tran broke things off when she found out that he was a baby daddy back in March, which should have been the end of it. Brown, however, is never one to take no for an answer. Last week he ran into her at a club, and then forced his way into her SUV outside. After she got rid of him, he came to her house at 3:30 AM and started banging on her door. Then he confronted her at a diner, where the two got into a shouting match. Classy.