5. Amy Poehler, because the Emmys snubbed her once again.

They gave her a big fat "Knope."
They gave her a big fat "Knope."

At last night's 67 Primetime Emmy Awards, Amy Poehler was denied an Emmy for her role as Leslie Knope on Parks and Recreation. Even worse, the show is now over after seven seasons, so now there's no chance for her incredible work as the character to ever be recognized with that winged gold statue that apparently means something.

That level of rejection would have shaken even someone with Leslie Knope's optimism, but Poehler seemed to take it in stride pretty well: