5. Jeb Bush, because he's out.

"Misty, water-colored memories…"
"Misty, water-colored memories…"
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It seems like just yesterday that Jeb Bush was the front-runner for the Republican presidential nomination. But in reality, that was eight front-runners ago. And now, the ride is over. He's officially out of the race. He resigned with dignity, but the reaction on Twitter was brutal

Former Governor Bush announced he is now also a former candidate at a press conference on Saturday. It was a humbling moment for a contender who seemingly had every advantage: a place in a political dynasty, a long career in government, a $100 million super PAC, a personalized gun… but in the end, none of it could save him from his greatest weakness: he just doesn't say enough crazy sh*t.