5. Ozzy Osbourne, because he and Sharon are splitsville.

Trouble in Hell?
Trouble in Hell?
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It's a rough day to be the Prince of Darkness. After 33 years of marriage, Sharon Osbourne has dumped Ozzy. And the reason why is almost certain to surprise you, because it's not drugs. You definitely assumed it was because of drugs.

In 2013, the couple split because of Ozzy's drug and alcohol problems, but he got back on the wagon and the two reconciled. But this time, sources say that the Black Sabbath frontman, famous for biting the heads off bats and doing drugs, is still clean. Instead, he's been cheating on Sharon with another bat woman. Specifically, a much younger hairstylist.