Another week has gone by, which has given celebrities seven more days to work hard at their crafts, enjoy their lives of luxury, and/or say a bunch of weird stuff. This week, public figures gave insight into Hollywood aliens, pretended to change their names, and demonstrated by example what not to say about Jews. Here's a round-up of the most ridiculous quotes of the week.

1. Singer Nick Jonas:

This was probably eight years ago. I was in my backyard in L.A., and I looked up at the sky and [saw] three flying saucers. I looked at my friend and said, 'Are you seeing this or am I losing my mind?' He was seeing the same thing.