1. Sarah Palin Exposed To Concept Of Apologizing For Bad Behavior By Louis CK

Comedian Louis CK admitted to Howard Stern's radio audience yesterday that he apologized to former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin for an infamous stream of drunken, profanity-laden tweets he made to her several years ago. It is unclear whether the conservative politician—who has made countless equally vile comments in the service of her career without ever once seeking atonement—understood what CK was attempting.

2. Gisele Bundchen Is Giving Up Being Professionally Beautiful

After two decades as a professional beautiful person, Gisele Bundchen has graced our eyeballs with the wonderful visage of her flawless body and face for the very last time. She plans to spend her time working on projects related to other people's beauty and looking preternaturally stunning for her family.