1. Kansas High School Students Nearly Succeed In Warding Off Visit From First Lady

Michelle Obama decided to cancel plans to deliver a commencement address at a Topeka, Kansas high school after the student body acquired 2,500 signatures on a petition against her participation. Her security needs would apparently have limited the number of tickets each student could have to only six. So, instead of ruining their graduation ceremony, the First Lady has agreed to only ruin their "Senior Recognition Day" 24 hours prior.