1. Guy From That Late Night Talk Show You Probably Forgot Exists Hired To Host That Award Show You Likely Won't Watch

Seth Meyers—the host of Late Night, that talk show that comes on after The Tonight Show that you keep forgetting to check out again now that Jimmy Fallon moved on—has been selected to host this year's Emmys, that award show for TV programs that you tried to watch once a couple years ago but then got so annoyed that you flipped over to reruns of Archer. There'll be clips the next day. Don't worry.