1. NAACP Decides Against Giving Lifetime Achievement Award To Cartoonishly Racist NBA Team Owner

For reasons that are not fully understood at the moment, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People has opted against giving a lifetime achievement award to Donald Sterling, the white Los Angeles Clippers owner who made headlines recently for being caught on tape behaving like the biggest caricature of a racist asshole you can possibly imagine. Actually, come to think of it, maybe that had something to do with the NAACP's decision.