1. David Letterman Stepping Down From Late Night Spot Next Year To Make Room For Someone Much Less Interesting

According to some unnamed sources, David Letterman—who shocked and bummed out late night TV fans yesterday by announcing his retirement next year—may be feeling pressure to vacate his 11:30 time slot in order make room for a younger comedian who can more easily compete with Jimmy Kimmel, new Tonight Show host Jimmy Fallon and whatever other Jimmies are out there in the ever-expanding late night arena.