1. Ron Paul's Son To Compete With George W. Bush's Brother For Right To Lose To Bill Clinton's Wife

Sen. Rand Paul announced that he is entering the 2016 Republican primaries today, writing in a post on his website: "I am running for president to return our country to the principles of liberty and limited government." As of publication time, he has not yet conceded defeat and thrown his support behind Jeb Bush, though that is expected any time now.