1. HBO And 'Game Of Thrones' Now Available To Anyone Who Feels Like Buying An Apple Product

HBO finally launched its long-awaited standalone service HBO NOW today, giving subscribers the ability to view its programming without paying for a monthly cable subscription. They simply have to go out and buy an iPad, iPhone or AppleTV before the new season of Game of Thrones begins this Sunday. Quick, run!

2. Ungrateful Former Child Star Suing Her Parents, Despite Their Valuable Lessons That Life Is Full Of Exploitative Leeches

Former child actress Mischa Barton is suing her mother Nuala Barton for allegedly withholding earnings and stealing money from her while acting as her manager. "Neither Nuala nor Barton's father, Paul, has had a job independent of Barton in over a decade," according to the lawsuit. "Instead, they sit back expecting their daughter's hard work and dedication to her craft to support their lifestyle. Both comfortably reside in the $7.8 million Beverly Hills home that was purchased with Barton's funds while Barton is not welcome at the property." And neither parent got so much as a thank you for the valuable life lessons they provided the actress. Kids these days!