1. Obama Promises Not To Drag U.S. Into Another War While Dragging U.S. Into Another War

Liberals and conservatives alike are struggling to figure out how they're supposed to feel about President Obama's announcement yesterday that he is authorizing targeted airstrikes against Islamic militants in Iraq. On the one hand, ISIS is undeniably awful. On the other, Obama is incapable of doing anything right/wrong (depending on your ideology). Hopefully, this will work itself out soon, and we'll be able to get back to despising/adoring him like normal soon enough.