1. Beyonce Sneak-Releases An Entire Album With Zero Hype, Thus Creating The Most Hyped Album Of The Year

With absolutely no warning whatsoever, Beyonce just exploded a brand new full "visual album" of 14 songs and 18 music videos (which doesn't actually work out mathematically, but that's okay because math is for people who aren't Beyonce) all over the world. The album—which is either untitled or titled Beyonce or possibly titled Visual Album—is available on iTunes now.