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1. Orphan Gets A Family For Christmas, Which Is Probably Almost As Cool As Your New Xbox One

Davion Only—the 15-year-old Florida orphan who stood before a congregation in St. Petersburg a few months ago and pleaded for someone to adopt him—will be spending the holidays with a prospective family for the first time this year. There is no word on whether the family with whom he is now living has HBO or Netflix, or even how fast their wifi service is, so well-wishers should be careful before getting their hopes up too high for a happy ending.