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1. Kim Jong-Un Supposedly Drunk Executing People Like The Irrepressible Young Playboy Dictator He Is

Despite recent well-meaning claims by former NBA star Dennis Rodman that "It's all love" in North Korea these days, it would appear that there is also some drunk executing mixed in there, too. A source claims that the country's Supreme Leader leader "was very drunk" when he sentenced two of his uncle Jang Song-thaek's aides to death for supposedly questioning one of his presumably quite rational orders. We've literally never heard a single account of Kim behaving poorly, so it seems safe to assume that these two bozos had it coming.