1. Rabbi Cuts Off Infant's Foreskin Along With The Rest Of His Penis

If Pennsylvania mohel Rabbi Mordechai Rosenberg has one fault, it's probably that he does his job too well. Which is another way of saying that when he went to cut off an eight-day-old child's foreskin during a traditional brit milah ceremony, he wound up cutting off the boy's whole penis. The boy required emergency microsurgery, six blood transfusions and two months in the hospital. The mohel is currently available for your foreskin-cutting needs.