1. Barack Obama Sees The U.S. Presidency As A Mere Stepping Stone Toward Hosting Sports Center

President Obama revealed his post-presidency plans to a Los Angeles audience while speaking at DreamWorks Animation the other day. "At least I know what I want to do when I retire... host ESPN SportsCenter's Top 10 list." We can likely expect the show's format to become overly complicated and so impossible to follow that viewers are forced to turn off their televisions and resign try again later.