1. Pretentious Poem Written On Old Notebook Paper By Some Guy Named Bruce Springsteen Sells For $197K

An old piece of notebook paper that Bruce Springsteen used to jot down the lyrics to his 1973 song "Born to Run" sold to an unnamed Sotheby's auction bidder for $197,000. If anybody has any information on this bidder, please let us know. We have all kinds of garbage lying around the office.