1. George Zimmerman To Let Someone Repeatedly Punch Him In The Face For Charity

Infamous ground-stander George Zimmerman has agreed to participate in a "celebrity" boxing match with an as-yet-undecided opponent on March 1. Hip-hop star DMX has volunteered his boxing services, telling TMZ, "Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my dick out and piss on him... right in his muthafuckin' face." It remains to be seen whether or not Zimmerman will take him up on the generous offer.