1. Federal Judge Strikes Down Virginia's Ban On Gay Marriage As Defenders Of Traditional Marriage Redouble Efforts To Keep Country Bastion Of Intolerance

As Virginia becomes the latest state to find its ban against same-sex marriage being torn down by a federal judge, conservatives are beginning to fight back and hopefully turn the country into the intolerant place they always knew it could be. Sen. Ted Cruz has introduced legislation that would keep President Obama from "forcing gay marriage on all 50 states," and the state of Kansas is about to pass a segregation bill that makes it legal to discriminate against gay people. Come on, America. We can make this place unlivable again!